Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
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In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
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I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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