I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
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I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
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I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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