Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
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This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Come on in and take your pants off
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