Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
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Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
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It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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