just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
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I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
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I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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