i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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