Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
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it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
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Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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