Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
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I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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