He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
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for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
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You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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