Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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