Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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