even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
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He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
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I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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