I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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