yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
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please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
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possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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