we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
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I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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