So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
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I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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