is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
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me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
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HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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