is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
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Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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