Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
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She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
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Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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