If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
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At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
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How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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