all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
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She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
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I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
A bitchslap is in order.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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