We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Four minutes until I can fart!
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
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Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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