guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
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i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
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I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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