I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
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I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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