i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
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Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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