Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
We had to coat check the pizza.
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If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
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Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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