just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
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Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
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Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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