Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
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whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
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Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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