ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Little spoons don't ask big questions
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
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what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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