Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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