About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
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Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
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i think my cat just said my name.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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