operation harelip BJ is a go
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
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I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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