it was like his penis was on wheels.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
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We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
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I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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