You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
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Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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