my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
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So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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