OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize