Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
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Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
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Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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