Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
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Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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