I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
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