Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
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I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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