Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
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Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
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I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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