i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
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'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
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YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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