And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
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She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
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So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Randomize