brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
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Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
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And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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