Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
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how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
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You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
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I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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