Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
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I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
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am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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