im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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