Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
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Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
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I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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