I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
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I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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