dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
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Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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